GIMME 5! – Curt turns 55

Join the GIMME 5! raffle: Celebrate Curt's 55th birthday, send a Trump-style praise, and win an Apple MacBook Air M1 in pristine condition. 100% real, 0% scam.

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GIMME 5! - Golden high five hand with 55

GIMME 5! To celebrate Curt's 55th birthday, we're giving away an Apple MacBook Air M1 in pristine condition.

🛡️ Official & Verified Raffle

100% official from webconsulting gmbh (est. 1997).
No phishing, no costs—just a birthday wish and a chance to win.

How to join: Use our AI templates to praise Curt Trump-style, enter your info, and you're in. Drawing: Feb 14, 2026

Satirical Parody: We're celebrating this milestone with a healthy dose of humor.

Win a MacBook Air M1

Praise Curt Like Trump Would

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Version History

55 years of commits

v0.01970
Initial Release
Born December 14, 1970. First stable build. Full hair. Zero bugs.
v3.0Dec 1973
Wooden Horse Era
Primary dependency: wooden horse. Lederhosen enabled.
v6.01976/77
First Breaking Change
Tooth gap introduced. Early debugging experience.
v10.01979
Calculator Integration
Texas Instruments dependency added. Started debugging math homework. Many friends. Bug count: zero.
1980
v14.01983
Platform Shift
Migrated to Commodore 64. 64KB RAM felt infinite. Mass storage: one cassette tape. Loading time: perfect for making sandwiches.
1984
v28.01998
Enterprise Networking Era
Working at RIPE NCC. Cisco 7500 series. Neuland was real. Internet infrastructure pioneer.
Oct 1998 – Neuland was real
v50.02020
Safari Mode
Field testing in Africa. Lions approve aerodynamic head design.
2020 – Safari in Africa
v55.02025
Current Stable Release 🎉
CEO mode. Full-stack. Aerodynamic. Running on coffee. No EOL planned.
2025 – The big 5-5!

GRAND PRIZE

Apple MacBook Air M1

Apple MacBook Air M1

One winner gets an Apple MacBook Air M1 in pristine, like-new condition – 13 inch, 16GB RAM, 256GB SSD. Perfect for work, travel, or Trump-style tweet composing.

→ Apple M1 chip
→ 13.3" Retina display
→ 16GB unified memory
→ 256GB SSD storage

Drawing: Feb 14, 2026

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Ezra Furman & the Harpoons: Take Off Your Sunglasses
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The Breeders: Cannonball
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Beastie Boys: Sabotage
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